Who's doing the peeing and who's getting peed on? Who's taking a golden shower and who's doing the showering? When showering why is it common to say, I'm taking a shower, why not use the more elegant, "I'm showering?" But I digress peons.
Perhaps there are Klingon Peons. What is a KlingonPeon and what's s/he clinging on to? Does Star trek ever do stories featuring Klingon Peons? I don't think so. They are an overlooked species. In our universe AlienPeons certainly exist. When hypothesizing about aliens in space we never consider the fact that some are peons. Peons exist in every form of life everywhere in the universe. Somebody's cleaning the bathrooms and slicing the potatos on board their spacecraft.
So Peon's a universal concept. One exception would be , if the life form is so advanced every member can effortlessly manifest, via technology, anything s/he wants at will, in exactly the same way as everyone else. Total equality of lifestyle for all. Alien Caribbean beaches, mansions, cars, robot servants, gourmet food, etc. are all available to all, always. In this advanced type of society and only this type there are no Peons.
Back to Planet Earth.
Do you feel like you're getting the shaft? Do you feel like a peon? Do you peon on others? I, MyDick, would like to hear about that or anything else on your minds.
Peon, PFF mavens! Peon the shit brained, peon the half witted and peon the ossified. Or regale us with tales of getting peed upon.
More humorous word jumbles and anagrams from your blogging mate, MyDick!
"There Is No Free Lunch" has long bothered me, as aphorisms go. And it's a relatively new one, so perhaps it won't last. Because it's a bad one.
There has to be free lunch, sometimes, or else we will all perish, in a downwards spiral. Because creation is what keeps it going, peoples. And creation is all about free lunch.
And I don't usually bother to mention my ideas until they are brilliant as you all know (I mean you all know I think my ideas are brilliant, at least those ideas I tell you about).
No don't read it because I am about to describe it. Titled, "Five Simple Ways To Fight Corporate Power" it is a diary trying to get people to change their behaviour. In a sense every diary is. How's that working out for everyone?
Usually not very well. Well--- my personal record is about as good as the Mormons get and they are the industry standard I suppose. But I am really talking about getting people to change their behaviours once they already more or less agree that it would be a good idea -- in principle, if they weren't so lazy / cowardly / ordinary / watching TV / got better things to do / reading blogs / etc. And parenthetically I am a huge fan of "got better things to do", but sometimes you feel you need to "do more".
Other than becoming Vox Humana what do the rest of us do? Probably nothing. I don't think many people will change because of reading that diary. But surely this is a very common issue for a lot of activist related blogs and bloggers and movements and so on. I am not aware of much actual thought on the subject of how to get people to do stuff (except giving money -- there's a shit load of research on that). Judging solely by what I get apparently any thought that does exist thinks the way to get people to do stuff is to send them a LOT of e-mail asking them to. Some people even still do that for cash.
Well, well, well. I've been eyeballing pwoggie sites for the past few days and FINALLY Huffpo put a blurb out albeit nearly hidden at the bottom with the the other trash stories. Of course they fail to mention Conyers in the headline and simply say "congressman". God forbid the lefties get bad press from the huffpo.
I doubt this story will ever make on the D to the K. It will be filed in the memory hole with St. Elizabeth and John's marriage circus. ( FWIW, St Elizabeth was lying and leading them on too...hoping that she could keep her sainthood and position her star high in the heavens as John's fell)
It really doesnt look good when you have a husband and wife both involved in corruption. I also wonder how the husband can be representing NY while his wife is representing Detroit which is several states away. Maybe there is some backstory I am too lazy to look into but its just fucking odd to me.
The meat of the issue however is Mr. Conyers' backtracking and failure to follow thru on any number of issues. But mostly his sweeping impeachment under the rug.
I believe it really begs the question if his and hers corruption charges were used as leverage or full out blackmail against Conyers by the Bushnics or Democraptics.
I am sure this is a topic the "reality-based" pwoggiesphere will not dissect.
What is it about the Left and their husband and wife duo's of deciet. Bill and Hill. St Liz and Johnnie. Now The Conyers.
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Current article is about Ann Coulter and how America likes it's Tits Big.
America is a nation of Big Tits. "Gotta get me some of them tits"
We want Iraqi women to have the same tits Americans have, BIG TITS...once we can get them to see the light, we can send our very private contractors over there install those silicon bags in their chests, (perhaps made of ground up shrapnel). Once they all have BIG TITS we will initiate the big PULL OUT. Maybe we will have to go in again a little bit of the in and out, to make sure those tits are working, then we can get the hell out of there, our job will be done.
A team of scientists has agreed on a cause of death in the extinction of the dinosaurs 65.5 million years ago: a gargantuan asteroid that slammed into the Earth in Yucatan, Mexico.
Yes friends what a catastrophe! What a calamity! Get on your knees and curse the forces which drove that giant assteroid into this planet. Curse the driver who steered it for a direct wallop upon this god forsaken grain of shite floating in space. It's as if someone was playing a video game. Crash the asteroid into the 3rd planet from the sun, wreak havoc, kill the dinosaurs, change it's natural evolutionary patterns. Must have been God's wise ass kid who took control of the universe game console when God was out banging Helen oov Troy and Marilyn Monroe.
Why kill the dominant life form roaming unthreatened all about the globe? "Why not?" said the little rascal. When God saw what the little piker had done he roared with laughter knowing full well what would soon be appearing on the Earth. A monster far more threatening than any dinosaur, yes the ultimate Frankenstein, abnormality, barbarian, beast, behemoth, brute, centaur, colossus, demon, devil, dragon, fiend, freak, giant, hellion, horror, leviathan, lusus naturae, mammoth, miscreation, monstrosity, mutant, ogre, phoenix, savage, titan, villain, werewolf, whale and fiend would "soon" appear. Soon to God being 65 million years hence. God afterall was around at the time of the Big Bang which ocurred 13 billion years ago and chances are he was around before that.
I'm sorry for what happened on Saturday. I'm also sorry for the Sunday night texts, as well. They were sent out of frustration. They were inappropriate. They were adolescent. It was absolutely wrong for me to send them.
I could address every point of your email and recount all the times I've felt injured by you, but it would serve no purpose. It would serve no purpose because any injury I've endured was unintended by you. More to the point, my injuries have been self-inflicted. I have tried to convince myself that friendship with you is possible. It's not. My desire to help you has many sources - most legitimate - but I have denied certain emotional reasons in the hope that altruism and the honest desire to see you free from your struggle would over-shadow my insane romantic desires.
I'm not _____. I don't have an agenda based on how I picture MY life. But nor am I a potted plant. I have feelings, facts be damned.
You remember Jaycee Dugard, her kidnapping as a child and her reappearance almost 2 decades later. touted as a first, an unprecedented event, so how to frame it, how to handle it?
So yo, it's a great world right? It is, is it? maybe. boot herez whut eye'm thinking.
Why did God create a world filled with violence, not just manmade violence boot violence in the animal whirlled too? Right? Survival oov the fittest, Darwinz concept, eye think, means that the weak shall be killed, mauled, eaten and devoured by the strong. WTF? Is that the world any God woode create? The weak get eaten by the stong? Eye mean look, its instinct, the animals in the wild get hoongry, they need to eat. So they hunt. They hunt and usually the weakest member of the stalked herd gets isolated by the hunting pack , gets thrown down with mad violence, gets jaw locked on the throat, thrashed, killed and eaten. Itz Raw, bloody, violent. Then of curse within the hunting pack theirs a given heirarchy as to who gets to eat first, who gets the choice parts - the NY cut - and who gets to scarf down the most. That woode b The strongest. So the strongest eat the most to stay the strongest which in turn assures the survival of the pack and the species. The strong make the best hunters and fighters. The weak can be sacrificed.
But heerz whut eye'm getting at. Wild animals will always be this way. Hunters. Vicious Killers. Man on the udder hand has the chance to evolve beyond that. Like in a thousand years or whatever. Eye mean this evolution, this epiphany isn't coming anytime soon, but man aspires to peace. Man aspires to spiritual growth, an awareness that all life is precious. We see it in SciFi futuristic portrayals of man as a peaceful crow. The fact that man can contemplate that concept and animals can't makes for a complex conundrum.
I remember writing a letter to my parents after first arriving in San Francisco 19 years ago. In describing my affection for my new neighborhood, North Beach, I recall writing about how I awoke to the smell of coffee beans roasting at the Graffeo Coffee Roasting Company every morning, which reminded me of Saturday mornings at my grandmother's house when I was a child -- the smell of burnt toast, and all the happy feelings of childhood I had associated with that memory.
I've briefly written about this before, but the incident -- the memory and its re-telling (now and when I first wrote about it to my parents) -- has taken on a greater significance to me. It's unsettling to realize how many of my experiences have gone unexamined and simply accepted -- and relayed as anecdote, charming or otherwise.
I've come to many things late in life. So be it...this is my "Madeleine Moment."
My other choice for a title was This Forum Sucks. Basically the Alexa ratings have come out, and DFQ2 is now ahead of both this dive and FSZ. And those numbers would be much more striking if not for the odd fact that this and that other stinkfest are getting tons of hits from the Phillipines, Vietnam, and India. Riotous!
Speaking of riotous, a call has been made to the bullpen. Donkeytale has been given frontpage status at DFQ2. His first entry can be found here.
Wake da Fook Opp everuhbodee! Wild beagles are on the loose and comin to a town near you! These vicious attack dogs, once used for hunting rabbit, have now changed their pedigree to that of savage, feral, killer dogs! These once lovable now dangerous and ferocious beasts are on the prowl, rampaging all over long Island ready to devour babies and your meaty arm! Fabulous right! This is what eye'm talkin' bout yo! free dogs! Let these dogs regress/progress back to their natural wild state, which certanly has nothing to do with being goddamn housepets for bipedal silly humanoids. Oh the poor goddamn humanoids like their doggies! Great. Keep em' domesticated, locked up, bored, weak and used for your amusement. What are dogs anyway? Goddamn jesters for people!
These ferocious, uncivilized beagles scared the living bejesus out of soom much bigger domesticated dogs. This is the state of dogdom! It's a disgrace! What are these? Chicken dogs? Do they Bark or do the Bawk! Do dogs taste like chicken or joost act like scaredy cats? Dunno . Taste like chicken prollee.
Anyways, how did dogs become so feeble? Humans did it! What's the goddamn pet buisness raking in on the backs of these slave dogs? Billions! Free Dogs!
I always looked on beagles as docile, but now that they're back out in the wild where they belong, you'll note their pack instincts have come to the fore. Their hunting , killer predispositions and proclivities have bubbled up from their canine unconscious. Thas as it should be! These dogs are gonna be blasting thru your windows in the middle of the night munching down on babies heads and your ass! Wake da fook opp evruhbodee, there's a pack of ravenous beagles munching on your ass!
Boot yo, these wild dogs are the tenderest, juiciest , meatiest there is! Woo-wee. Joost ax Mrs. Donkeytale! Donk's nirvayna seeking wife knows all aboout wild beagle meat! BTW donk, how's yore screenplay goin with soc? Did ya send him the five grand yet?
Yep, I'm headin out to LI tomorrow with my shot gun, gonna git me soom beagle fer my bagle.
Wild Beagle on a Bagle! Oh shit, thas good eatin yo!
Charlie Brown, watch your back -- a plague of vicious wild beagles has struck Long Island!
These floppy-eared terrors are no lovable Snoopys -- they're abandoned hunting dogs that live in packs and have gone from humble pets to hounds from hell.
Mattituck resident Dot Faszczewski came face to face with the canine menace two weeks ago, when she was set upon by a group of crazed, hungry beagles as she walked her pet dogs near her parents' Orient Point home.
She said it was like a scene from a werewolf movie.
"They were barking so ferociously that I thought they were going to attack my dogs," she said of the Jan. 16 scare.
«The Georgians were to "interfere in the electoral process... with an aim to change the outcome of the elections and disrupt the vote," party member Mykola Azarov told a news conference on Saturday.
«Ukraine's central election body had earlier refused to register over 3,000 observers, sent by Georgia to Sunday's presidential polls, citing the absence of necessary documents. The number of monitors from the Caucasus state exceeded the total number of observers sent by other states and international organizations.
«A source in the Georgian opposition told RIA Novosti the visitors were related to Georgian special services and the military.
«"The vast majority of them are servicemen. Some have identity documents with other names, almost all had undergone special training and have close-combat skills," the source said.
«He said they were to receive bonuses ranging from $20,000 to $32,000.»
- Global Research, January 17, 2010. -
"Ukraine's Opposition Worried by Inflow of "Athletic" Georgian Men" -
http://www.globalresearch.ca/P...
I place myself in the Hitchens, Harris, Dawkins, Meyers school of aggressive anti-theist militant atheism. If not for people like them, and organizations that share their tact, we would not be seeing the surge in rational thought and outspoken opposition coming from previously closeted atheists and agnostics who are now "coming out."
The contributions of scientists, the best of whom are non-believers of varying degrees, whose efforts have lead to medical advances, longer life spans for humanity, technology that just 100 years ago was unimagined, are rarely if ever praised by the religionists. They see science as the bulwark of anti-religious thought. So much for atheists gaining legitimacy in the eyes of religionists with gentility, reason, and contributions to their very existence. Theists will credit god instead.
Some say that engaging in aggressive debate using reason will never change the mind of those who are absolutists, who base their lives on supernaturalism to which they were exposed at an early age. I agree. It is as unlikely to yield fruit as religious proselytizing will cause a thinking person to suddenly abandon reason for supernaturalist belief. But what debate does do is give fence sitters something to think about, chew on. If they are prompted to question the unquestionable precepts of faith, something religions do not encourage, then by observing a realist in aggressive debate their curiosity may be piqued and their reasoning skills along with it.
Those who despise atheists, distrust them, see them as immoral and un-American, will not be swayed by a kinder gentler approach ... my reference to scientists is one example. The fundamentalist theist mind, be it Christian or Muslim, are as firm in their dismissal of science and atheists as they are immersed in their supernaturalist beliefs. We'd be deceiving ourselves to think otherwise. The women's suffrage movement didn't win the right to vote by being kinder and gentler. Nor did blacks attain civil rights by just being good citizens and walking on tip toe to the back of the bus. Nor did the gay rights movement win any converts to full equality and tolerance by working in soup kitchens, or contributing to the Red Cross.
Every one of those movements realized that the kinder and gentler method of whispering their desire for equality was perceived as weakness, powerlessness, by the majority opposition. A strong front, challenging the religious right's efforts; demanding that the Separation of Church and state be kept sacrosanct; fighting theist intrusions into our lives and schools and government; calling out the fakes, frauds and exposing the unbalanced words and deeds of religionists is how we will gain influence and retain our freedom. If they take offense, so what?
Islam continues to flood into Western society. With governmental and the media's failure to stand firm against Muslim threats of violence if demands for the limitation of free speech where their religion is concerned isn't observed, we are reinforcing their perception of us as the spineless "Kafir." If the West doesn't pull its head out of the sand, change its approach, Islamic Fundamentalists will continue to capitalize on it, the virus will spread, and Western culture will continue contributing to its own eventual demise.
So, if we are militant as atheists, if we push it to the wall and go toe to toe with theist ignorance, arrogance and intolerance what's the worst that can happen? Muslims will riot, burn and threaten us with domination and death? They already do that. Christians will hate us, mistrust us, deny our patriotism and morality? They already do that too. We need to make it crystal clear that as freethinkers we are not door mats to mindless fanaticism; that the days of pretending to be theist are over; that expectations of respect for their mindless beliefs can be forgotten; that we won't give an inch to their attempts at creeping theocracy. That there will be no appeasement, no compromise, no negotiating with ancient delusion.
A major disinfo network has been exposed. Whether it has been for grifting and/or cointelpro-like purposes is up for debate.
Brad Friedman and Brett Kimberlin can be directly connected to Andy Stephenson. Andy can be directly tied to the spreading of tinfoil. He can also be tied directly to Jeff Wells of Rigorous Intuition. Jeff is affiliated with Tinoire of Progressive Independent. PI has a direct affiliation with Velvet Revolution. So one can see these ties do form a complete circle.
Tinoire is directly tied to Michael Rivero. He is tied to Alex Jones and various Joo hating bloggers and domains. This is only the tip of the iceberg. E.G., We can also tie the Lyndon Larouche political conspiracy cult to Rivero and Jones through Webster Tarpley.
Now yer gonna tell me that this shit isn't out of control! Yeah, now you see why the Met pulled the images of Muhammed - because there are plenty of Muslim nutjobs ready to blow the joint sky high to smithereens which would be an amazing prepost-apocalyptic artistic statement! Imagine it. Holy shite what a fantastical nightmare that woode be! The greatest, most ethereal n' spiritual, glorious n' provoking works of art produced by humankind blown to bits by fanatical Muslims!
I mean, all these years later this Danish cartoonist, who was making an editorial statement in his depictions of Muhammed, has just barely escaped with his life from an attack in his house by a nutjob Islamist. Now how many stereotypical distorted Jewish cartoons are printed daily in the ME? Many. I have yet to see a Jewish terrorist threaten these newspapers and/or cartoonists with death. How many Christian cartoons are there all over the world along with artworks (Piss Christ 4 instance) which poke holes in Christian hypocrisy? Many. Have any of them been threatened with death and destruction?
Unbelievably, the Pakistani gov't has paased a bill condemning the reprinting of these cartoons following this latest attack. I guess they've cured their poverty problems and have time to waste on this trivial bullshit. Iran has issued a public condemnation too, stating the cartoon threatens world peace! How bizarre and fantastic can you get! Iran which has murdererd, raped and tortured it's citizens and which funds terror and violence throughout the ME has the temerity to make this absurd statement. There is no end to this bizarre act of fake hurt by these Muslim fanatics who seem to bark much louder than your average moderate Muslim. I guess moderate Muslims are generally too afraid to pipe up about the radical nutjobs for fear of serious reprisals.
Those are the facts.
WW3 is cumming on the heals of a GD Cartoon yo! How phantasmagorically beautiful and inevitable that humanity has marched to this precipice. It is a goddamn Godless universe that we live in afterall!
