Snap Crackle Pop! No friendz that isn't the sound oov your average Iranian's breakfast cereal, boot radder the sound oov hundreds of Iranian necks which got tightly noosed, then violently yanked recently in Iran! Snap Crackle Pop! Go Iranian Necks! No milk needed, joost a rope!
What's with these maniacs?
Amnesty InternaTional HAS THE REPORT....
Recent developments in Iran have prompted fears that the Iranian authorities are once more using executions as a tool to try and quell political unrest, intimidate the population and send a signal that dissent will not be tolerated.
There was a noticeable surge in the rate of executions at the time of mass protests over last year's disputed Presidential elections. Although many of the executions were for criminal offences committed before the unrest, they sent a chilling message to those involved in protests.
One hundred and twelve people were put to death in the eight weeks between the June election and the re-inauguration of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in early August- almost a third of the total for the entire year.
So yo, it's a great world right? It is, is it? maybe. boot herez whut eye'm thinking.
Why did God create a world filled with violence, not just manmade violence boot violence in the animal whirlled too? Right? Survival oov the fittest, Darwinz concept, eye think, means that the weak shall be killed, mauled, eaten and devoured by the strong. WTF? Is that the world any God woode create? The weak get eaten by the stong? Eye mean look, its instinct, the animals in the wild get hoongry, they need to eat. So they hunt. They hunt and usually the weakest member of the stalked herd gets isolated by the hunting pack , gets thrown down with mad violence, gets jaw locked on the throat, thrashed, killed and eaten. Itz Raw, bloody, violent. Then of curse within the hunting pack theirs a given heirarchy as to who gets to eat first, who gets the choice parts - the NY cut - and who gets to scarf down the most. That woode b The strongest. So the strongest eat the most to stay the strongest which in turn assures the survival of the pack and the species. The strong make the best hunters and fighters. The weak can be sacrificed.
But heerz whut eye'm getting at. Wild animals will always be this way. Hunters. Vicious Killers. Man on the udder hand has the chance to evolve beyond that. Like in a thousand years or whatever. Eye mean this evolution, this epiphany isn't coming anytime soon, but man aspires to peace. Man aspires to spiritual growth, an awareness that all life is precious. We see it in SciFi futuristic portrayals of man as a peaceful crow. The fact that man can contemplate that concept and animals can't makes for a complex conundrum.
Holy Shite and three quarters! Wlid coyotes have invaded Manhattan. Seen gallivanting in Central Park, roaming up and down Columbia Univ. and entering the lobby of the chichi Pierre hotel, these Canis latrans have come to the Big Apple.
Eye heard that one coyote was seen sitting in on a philosophy class at the university boot that's joost a rumor. Other rumored sightings include coyotz humping on the top of the empire state building, eating a pastrami sandwich at the famed Carnegie deli, and performing a pantomime act on Columbus circle then passing a hat for donations. I pantomimed pooting a donation in the hat.
bonk!
No boot sear-uslee, I went cruising on my gas free, peace engendering bicycle today in C Park looking for one o these tasty critters, my troosty nine millimeter stowed away in my knapsack. hey man if eye spot one o these NYC faunas, taint nuttin stoppin me froom getting off a round. Why? A) they're good eatin, as good as a beagle on a bagle cept they're better on a Kaiser. Coyote on a Kaiser rules! B) I get the hide of this prairie wolf and make a davey crocker hat out oov it yo! Hell yes, coyote hats rock. I had won in Colorado 5 years ago. Kolorado Koyote ! jesus that hat was great, except never poot a coyote hat on a hat rack. It's back luck. They're best punted across the room.....
troost me, eye look mooch better in it than that weak mofo, eye mean eye look Indian, so the shit will look natural on me unlike that poser. When I wore the hat you could see the animal spirit in my eyes.....
Wake da Fook Opp everuhbodee! Wild beagles are on the loose and comin to a town near you! These vicious attack dogs, once used for hunting rabbit, have now changed their pedigree to that of savage, feral, killer dogs! These once lovable now dangerous and ferocious beasts are on the prowl, rampaging all over long Island ready to devour babies and your meaty arm! Fabulous right! This is what eye'm talkin' bout yo! free dogs! Let these dogs regress/progress back to their natural wild state, which certanly has nothing to do with being goddamn housepets for bipedal silly humanoids. Oh the poor goddamn humanoids like their doggies! Great. Keep em' domesticated, locked up, bored, weak and used for your amusement. What are dogs anyway? Goddamn jesters for people!
These ferocious, uncivilized beagles scared the living bejesus out of soom much bigger domesticated dogs. This is the state of dogdom! It's a disgrace! What are these? Chicken dogs? Do they Bark or do the Bawk! Do dogs taste like chicken or joost act like scaredy cats? Dunno . Taste like chicken prollee.
Anyways, how did dogs become so feeble? Humans did it! What's the goddamn pet buisness raking in on the backs of these slave dogs? Billions! Free Dogs!
I always looked on beagles as docile, but now that they're back out in the wild where they belong, you'll note their pack instincts have come to the fore. Their hunting , killer predispositions and proclivities have bubbled up from their canine unconscious. Thas as it should be! These dogs are gonna be blasting thru your windows in the middle of the night munching down on babies heads and your ass! Wake da fook opp evruhbodee, there's a pack of ravenous beagles munching on your ass!
Boot yo, these wild dogs are the tenderest, juiciest , meatiest there is! Woo-wee. Joost ax Mrs. Donkeytale! Donk's nirvayna seeking wife knows all aboout wild beagle meat! BTW donk, how's yore screenplay goin with soc? Did ya send him the five grand yet?
Yep, I'm headin out to LI tomorrow with my shot gun, gonna git me soom beagle fer my bagle.
Wild Beagle on a Bagle! Oh shit, thas good eatin yo!
Charlie Brown, watch your back -- a plague of vicious wild beagles has struck Long Island!
These floppy-eared terrors are no lovable Snoopys -- they're abandoned hunting dogs that live in packs and have gone from humble pets to hounds from hell.
Mattituck resident Dot Faszczewski came face to face with the canine menace two weeks ago, when she was set upon by a group of crazed, hungry beagles as she walked her pet dogs near her parents' Orient Point home.
She said it was like a scene from a werewolf movie.
"They were barking so ferociously that I thought they were going to attack my dogs," she said of the Jan. 16 scare.
Now yer gonna tell me that this shit isn't out of control! Yeah, now you see why the Met pulled the images of Muhammed - because there are plenty of Muslim nutjobs ready to blow the joint sky high to smithereens which would be an amazing prepost-apocalyptic artistic statement! Imagine it. Holy shite what a fantastical nightmare that woode be! The greatest, most ethereal n' spiritual, glorious n' provoking works of art produced by humankind blown to bits by fanatical Muslims!
I mean, all these years later this Danish cartoonist, who was making an editorial statement in his depictions of Muhammed, has just barely escaped with his life from an attack in his house by a nutjob Islamist. Now how many stereotypical distorted Jewish cartoons are printed daily in the ME? Many. I have yet to see a Jewish terrorist threaten these newspapers and/or cartoonists with death. How many Christian cartoons are there all over the world along with artworks (Piss Christ 4 instance) which poke holes in Christian hypocrisy? Many. Have any of them been threatened with death and destruction?
Unbelievably, the Pakistani gov't has paased a bill condemning the reprinting of these cartoons following this latest attack. I guess they've cured their poverty problems and have time to waste on this trivial bullshit. Iran has issued a public condemnation too, stating the cartoon threatens world peace! How bizarre and fantastic can you get! Iran which has murdererd, raped and tortured it's citizens and which funds terror and violence throughout the ME has the temerity to make this absurd statement. There is no end to this bizarre act of fake hurt by these Muslim fanatics who seem to bark much louder than your average moderate Muslim. I guess moderate Muslims are generally too afraid to pipe up about the radical nutjobs for fear of serious reprisals.
Those are the facts.
WW3 is cumming on the heals of a GD Cartoon yo! How phantasmagorically beautiful and inevitable that humanity has marched to this precipice. It is a goddamn Godless universe that we live in afterall!
Hey man, like what is this shit mayn? What's with these people taking wtf, the koran literally ( or whereever this so called religious edict came froom )which says that you cannot depict Moohammed in art - drawings, paintings, collages, computer gen., sculpture, videe and any udder art form cannot depict the holey Moo ham mid!
Why the fookery fook not.? And not only can you not depict the holey moo ham mid, if ya do, yer gonna die!
Hey man, the Met has like billions o'dollars werf o' art there yo, eben more than Calbon, They don't want van gogh going up in a blaze of glory wit no suicide bomber who's bent outta shape ober a depiction ovv Moo ham mid yo.
So more cowtowing to voodoo religious beliefs out oov fear oov violence. WTF is that aboot yo!? Check out the Danish cartoons, the murdered Van Gogh film maker and slamon rushdie, who wuz in no roosh to die sose went under cover for years to avoid getting his head coot off by soom Moo Ham mid following noot job.
yeah yeah, moost mooslims are fine and dandy, boot there is a segment ready to decapitate at the drop of a hat, so to speak. What the fook is up with that? Now it has reached into the highest of cultural joints on planet earf. The Met. The Met is scared shitless of a terror attack. The Met doesn't want to scare away visitors, duzzent want their South American tribal scuplture collection, obtained by a Rockafella, who was eaten by cannibals, to get blown to smithereens.
wtf is going on in the good ol' US of A?
'Jihad' jitters at Met
Is the Met afraid of Mohammed?
The Metropolitan Museum of Art quietly pulled images of the Prophet Mohammed from its Islamic collection and may not include them in a renovated exhibition area slated to open in 2011, The Post has learned.
The museum said the controversial images -- objected to by conservative Muslims who say their religion forbids images of their holy founder -- were "under review."
Critics say the Met has a history of dodging criticism and likely wants to escape the kind of outcry that Danish cartoons of Mohammed caused in 2006.
