The Worst Day in the History of the World

WTF (2.00 / 1)

Boring.

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by: Ormond Otvos @ Sat Mar 06, 2010 at 20:25:41 PM CST

herez anutter theory (0.00 / 0)

it wasn't God or God's kid who walloped the earth with the asteroid, nor was it J Random Event in the cosmos, it was aliens.....

Dinosaurs were wiped out by aliens who later colonized Earth but needed first to transform the environment. As the aliens were relatively small and vulnerable in physical terms they needed to eliminate the type of predator that would have otherwise dominated.

Science has never satisfactorily explained how humans arose from apes but if you factor in an extra terrestrial intervention then it all becomes so much easier to sort out.

we're descendants of aliens and apes.....we are the alienapes

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by: fake noom @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 12:51:48 PM CST

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Aliens loves them some ape poontang... (4.00 / 1)

Turns out plain ol earthchicks loves them some gorilla misting occasionally, too.

I just read about a new study which shows that human women are aroused by watching monkeys having sex. Medical fact! The paper was in Biological Psychology, and the methodology went right to the source by measuring something called Vaginal Pulse Amplitude. There were male subjects too, but the primate porn did not get a single rise out of their apparatuses. I know -- you'd figure the dudes would be the deviants getting a little thrill from the bonobo boots-knocking. Turns out it's the fairer sex that's biologically amenable to a little monkey love.

SO maybe it was a tribe of space alien femmes who, uhhh, came down and did the trick...

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by: donkeytale @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 15:07:37 PM CST

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OOps. Forgot the link... (4.00 / 1)

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by: donkeytale @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 15:20:20 PM CST

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I got a idea! (0.00 / 0)

You could give each of your sockpuppets a different personality, style, shtick--wouldn't that be cool?  You could even give one of them a different opinion, once in a while.  I guess your clients would object to that, tho.

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by: gzodik @ Sat Mar 06, 2010 at 21:31:05 PM CST

well gz (5.00 / 1)

I got a idea!

thatz relly not mooch oov a Eureka! moment atall....

haha!@

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by: fake noom @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 13:13:58 PM CST

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Didn't I read sometime back (4.00 / 1)

that we are statistically long overdue for another major asteroid strike?

You better hooory the foook oop and start backpedaling, dooode....we're doooomed, nooom.

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by: donkeytale @ Sat Mar 06, 2010 at 22:23:54 PM CST

If you figured out Vicky the Viking.... (3.00 / 1)

You should be able to figure out who this Noom impostor is. Perhaps CommentMan?

I also saw you asking about BlewCheese the other day. He started up his own survivor forum. You know, stock up those canned goods and whatnot. Joos are coming over them hills. Head for the archie bunker.

And what's up with your love letter to Large Midge-Marge? Though you have a point she'd be better off posting with DumbDogg and those others who actually think anyone still gives a shitesky about DKos.

I also found a Democratic Underground version of Donkeytale, you, not Al Franken. Tangerine LaBamba. She suffered no fools. She got called Freeper trash like you do. She made mince-meat of the failrefts of DU. It turns out she was a lawyer and writer. Too good for the whiteosphere (Trademark Holland). She got her arse banned. It looks like she killed herself. She had some health issues. Maybe blogging was keeping her going, and when she got banned, she said enough. I'm gonna write something up on her. You would have liked her, at least from the threads I read she was on. Funny is as funny does, especially when calling out fake lefties.

Oh yeah, one more thing. It turns out the new psycho story hinting of a Byronite Aiming Higher Otvosian School of Heroism influence can yes indeedy be connected to right woos left tinfoil fockers. I got the scoopage. Won't have to hat tip Stuey Long or anyone else.

We're legends in our own minds donkeytale, and that's all that truly matters. We know what we done. We done good.  

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http://allaircraftarenotinvolv...

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by: socrates @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 01:50:41 AM CST

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Its like when I go into a fast food jernt and ask for a diet coke and the counter jockey goes: "diet pepsi OK?" (0.00 / 0)

I go:

"yeah."

Byron and Otvos don't belong to the same skkkool. Otvos is a retired latent masturbator. I believe he was Dept head of the Custodia Arts  at Berkeley.

The fake noom could be any one of the several looosers who created the whackjob cleansing campaign on the Flea Screech Zone, which itself was one of the biggest fail campaigns ever perpetuated by Matty Jack. And he's overseen several already in his short, unimpressive career as a perenniel student campus leader.

I have to confess I enjoy Blew's schtick immensely. Lately he's been giving hell to those BorderJumpers who are a nice cleancut Yuppie couple fucking their way across Africa in tents in a putative quest to determine whether Africans are really up to feeding themseleves, or wtf.

Otherwise I have no use for FSZ. Subtract Blews and its less than zero.

The borderjumper chick is a hottie, BTW. I think the borderjumper dude is really there just to jump her border.

But I could be wong, but I have a pretty good feel for what really motivates most pwoggie dudes...

[:o0

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by: donkeytale @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 14:55:49 PM CST

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I'm Back! (3.00 / 2)

You know you're addicted to the internet, when you have no access for a few days.

Blews is an entertaining read. I loved that stuff he wrote at MLW. LastHorseMan is too generic for that kind of schtick. Blews is a combo of Melvin with Jesse Ventura, sprinkle in some Liza Minneli and Ed Grimley.

I heard some of that Coast to Coast Radio. About 20 minutes. WTF? The host Noory or someone was listening to callers tell him the most ridiculous stuff and he's just nodding as if they weren't either yanking his chain or calling out of some black op office.

I don't trust or enjoy any of the DKos people. That included FSZ. I see them as an extension of it.  They are the warped relatives in the closet. Not much different. Nothing original. No human dialogue.

I find FSZ to be almost as unreadable as MLW. I don't suffer foolish web pages. A place can be goofy, but it better at least be a fun read even in its dorknicity.

I think fake noom is commentbreath. I also believe that donkeytail was MYNBC. I do not believe Dave ever would have posted that. It was someone trying to make Dave look bad. Yuppers. It was not Eric. No way. And the looosers who say it was are the same shite types who sent the McMartins to prison. Dumbasses. The more time goes on, I truly think it's not far-fetched that FSZ and UGOG were formed by the same people. And now Laura just happens to be the opposition to FSZ yet not. Ormond stinks something truly bad. Those old news clippings combined with his strange rhetoric is very suspicious. You must check out the letter he wrote to Francis Holland about "the project." FFS (for fricken sassafrassa).  

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http://allaircraftarenotinvolv...

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by: socrates @ Tue Mar 09, 2010 at 17:00:14 PM CST

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Oh the irony (2.00 / 1)

Otvos yet again described something as boring. That'd be like Rasheed Wallace telling KG he's an old man. Glass houses ma and pa pot kettle thingie.  

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http://allaircraftarenotinvolv...

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by: socrates @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 01:52:41 AM CST

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yeah (3.00 / 2)

eye need a time machine/spaceship and a nuke to blast that Devilz Rock, that cursed assteroid off curse......

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NEAR-EARTH ASTEROID TRACKING

http://neat.jpl.nasa.gov/

NASA tracks them 24/7 , In the event one is on course to hit earth then we'll need to get a plan in action. Like blasting it off curse with a nuke,,,

The risk of an asteroid rending civilization into bits is a favorite scenario in disaster movies, but it has been none too popular with the United States government. Eleven years ago, Congress tasked NASA with detecting, tracking, and classifying large asteroids and comets that pose a threat to Earth; these are generically termed near earth objects, or NEOs. Since then, save for a small grant, NASA has funded the project on its own. Now Congress has created new goals for the program and requested that they be achieved by 2020. The National Research Committee has put out an interim report on the NEO project, and it indicates that very little progress has been made since 2005, primarily due to a lack of funding.

Congress kicked off the NEO-tracking project in 1998, requiring that NASA's equipment be able to locate and identify at least 90 percent of all NEOs one kilometer in diameter or larger. Congress selected this size as the lower bound because it is the smallest size that might be globally catastrophic if it ran into Earth. To guarantee a catastrophe, an asteroid would have to be even larger, perhaps 1.5 to 2 kilometers. On impact, an asteroid of this size would create a fireball the size of a continent and a crater fifteen times the asteroid's diameter; if it hits the ocean, there would be an enormous tsunami.

Congress awarded NASA a $1.6 million grant in 1999 to put towards the NEO discovery program. Unfortunately, this was the only funding Congress gave to NASA to pursue this goal; nonetheless, NASA continued the project on its own, and has since successfully achieved the objective of a 90 percent track rate for 1km NEOs. The problem now, the NRC report asserts, is that we shouldn't be satisfied with this.

What NASA has accomplished so far will largely enable us to at least attempt to prevent any impacts that would ultimately cause the majority of humans that survive the initial blow to die of starvation. However, asteroids smaller than 1km in diameter are not sufficiently less disastrous than their larger counterparts that we can happily ignore them.

For example, the NRC report states that the body that caused the 1908 Tunguska explosion and destroyed 2,000 square kilometers of Siberian forest was only 30-40 meters in diameter. This realization is what led Congress to change its mind and decide that NASA should track even smaller asteroids. The new goal: track 90 percent of NEOs 140 meters or larger in diameter by 2020.

http://arstechnica.com/science...

soundz like soom smaller assteroids can still sneak thru however....not to mention the udder 10 percent of larger ones....

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by: fake noom @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 13:05:18 PM CST

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See. I do have a purty goot mammary... (3.00 / 2)

This means that if Obama and that Russian dude do away with all the nukes it'll be up to Ahmadickewad and the Taliwackerban to save mankind with mid east nukes.

The Iranskies but hooory oop that enrichment process, eh?

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by: donkeytale @ Sun Mar 07, 2010 at 15:01:02 PM CST

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