My other choice for a title was This Forum Sucks. Basically the Alexa ratings have come out, and DFQ2 is now ahead of both this dive and FSZ. And those numbers would be much more striking if not for the odd fact that this and that other stinkfest are getting tons of hits from the Phillipines, Vietnam, and India. Riotous!
Speaking of riotous, a call has been made to the bullpen. Donkeytale has been given frontpage status at DFQ2. His first entry can be found here.
Unfortunately, I have pissed off donkeytale already. He spilled his guts but only got top billing for about 15 minutes of blogging fame.
I came up with a new entry on Nigeria and Megan Fox.
The thing about Megan. It appears she has a nammerthumb. That's Donk's term. Unlike him stealing bet on it from Gilroy and FakeLeft from me, I will give him credit for the hammerthumb. Like hammerban, but funnier.
If this is news to ye, here is what a hammerthumb looks like.
Well, time to leave the racists here to continue with their kooky conspiracy theories, the latest being that the illuminati decided long ago to make up crap about Huey Long and then Lyndon Larouche. That's the ticket. And don't worry about this blog being dead. Fakeleft is so utterly fascinating, I'm sure he'll bring this place back to even more popular than FSZ was before MattyJack detroyed that one. By the way, DaveFromQueens.com is back online. God bless David Weintraub. We know how he truly felt about MattyJack and most of the rest of you fake fockers. Eat it with milk.