Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 18:39:48 PM EST
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Holy Shite and three quarters! Wlid coyotes have invaded Manhattan. Seen gallivanting in Central Park, roaming up and down Columbia Univ. and entering the lobby of the chichi Pierre hotel, these Canis latrans have come to the Big Apple.
Eye heard that one coyote was seen sitting in on a philosophy class at the university boot that's joost a rumor. Other rumored sightings include coyotz humping on the top of the empire state building, eating a pastrami sandwich at the famed Carnegie deli, and performing a pantomime act on Columbus circle then passing a hat for donations. I pantomimed pooting a donation in the hat.
bonk!
No boot sear-uslee, I went cruising on my gas free, peace engendering bicycle today in C Park looking for one o these tasty critters, my troosty nine millimeter stowed away in my knapsack. hey man if eye spot one o these NYC faunas, taint nuttin stoppin me froom getting off a round. Why? A) they're good eatin, as good as a beagle on a bagle cept they're better on a Kaiser. Coyote on a Kaiser rules! B) I get the hide of this prairie wolf and make a davey crocker hat out oov it yo! Hell yes, coyote hats rock. I had won in Colorado 5 years ago. Kolorado Koyote ! jesus that hat was great, except never poot a coyote hat on a hat rack. It's back luck. They're best punted across the room.....
check it: http://www.furhatworld.com/coy...
troost me, eye look mooch better in it than that weak mofo, eye mean eye look Indian, so the shit will look natural on me unlike that poser. When I wore the hat you could see the animal spirit in my eyes..... |
| da real fake noom :: The Coyotes Are Coming! |
| Seems these brush wolves followed the train tracks into Manhattan. They're following a long tradition of the hobo hoppin from freight to freight, goin where they may, goin where they might, seein the coontry up close and poisonal without the interference of da man's sell job - unburdened from the pitchman, the wack illusion weavers, the con artists, the snake oil salesmen, the liar, the smiling shark - itz joost the land and himsleff. Kinda like in T. Williams play, Coyote on a Hot tin Roof where Big Daddy reminecses about his hobo fadder who left him nothing, nothing except Love. That shite iz pure yo, a love untouched, uncorrupted by the ruinous hand of man. A love which comforted the young boy throughout his life. "He left you Love"! as Brick so eloquently reminds Big Daddy. "Yep, I loved him."
Boot, eye'm liking the trend tho. Wild beagles have invaded Long Island, beagles who have found their true identity as feral dogs who hunt in packs. They will smash their way thru locked windows into your house as you sleep with the intention of devouring your babies and your ass. Wake da fook opp evruhbodee theirz a beagle munching on your ass!
Now we've got Coyotz returning to Manhattan where they no doubt roamed freely a scant few centuries ago. Coyotz are back to reclaim Manhattan froom the White Man! Next cooms the NA with his bow and arrow ready to reclaim 5th Abenue! heyaheyaheyaheya
Hey manlet the coyotes roam around! let them breed exponentially! Let them number in the tens of thousands yo!
Wile E. Coyote and friends are invading Manhattan.
Three coyotes turned up on the Columbia University campus on Sunday morning, prompting an e-mail alert to students and faculty.
A few hours later, a coyote was spotted darting around bushes and across a frozen lake in Central Park.
Urban coyote authorities say the dogs will likely be seen more and more in big cities as they fight one another for living space.
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/l...
Coyotes are retaking Manhattan! Coyotes are retaking manhattan! Coyotes are retaking manhattan! The Coyotes are coming, the coyotes are coming the coyotes are coming! |
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