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PFF Hangout - Indie Film

by: fake noom

Wed Feb 03, 2010 at 13:23:13 PM EST


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WELCOME 2 Thunderdome Da SHITEYSPHERE!

yo fookerz. check it. we meet oop in NYC, get 2 or  3 rooms at the sleaziest joint in Manhattan right. cool. we bring 3 videe cameras, coffee, drink, smoke, valium, meth and wtf.

yo we rant, we spew, we debate, we monologue, we joke, we go psychic-ally insane. We prophesize, we get mad, dark, and twisted . we go mad dark. We multi-personality ize - we act, we lie, we pretend, we get "honest", we philosphise. we plunge daggers into the heart oov boolshite and dip our heavenly golden spoons into the infinite glory! we go scream of consciousness.....

nuttin' boot human.

and fookers, we're american, we're alive, pissed angry, happy, depressed, alienated. We're enthralled wi=th the world, full oov loathing 4  the world, loving the wrold, curious aboout the world, we're questioning the world , society ,  our place in it. we ponder Our place in the cosmos. we go deep, beyond hunter thompson-esque. we go gonzo squared. we go awf yo.

we reach new frontiers, we cross barriers, we innovate language, we innovate documentary film, we scream and howl, bark ,clown, jester and brawl.

and we play darts

48 hrs straight......we film it ,handheld n' raw, all that manic energy caught on tape. all taping happens in one room. thee udder rooms r for off camera breaks.

It'll be claustrophobic, boundless, tense, tight and loose. All at the same time.

ya wanna prepare soom shite in advance, then prepare soom shite.

who's in?

fake noom :: PFF Hangout - Indie Film
donk
noom
fairleft
stu piddy
soc
doberman pinche
laura
eric s
rev
blues
supersoling
vox
gzodik
byron
Otvos
mip mop
jack

hotel accomodations:

One person's Midtown bargain is another's nightmare, according to the popular travel Web site TripAdvisor.

New York Inn, a hotel near Times Square, earned sixth spot on TripAdvisor's list of 10 dirtiest hotels for 2010.

Worst hotel ever, headlined one commentator on the Web site.

But Clerk Wilson, who has been a manager at New York Inn for two years, said the reports were completely false, and based on an ongoing dispute between the travel site and the hotel.

"We are being blackmailed," he said. "The information is wrong."

Wilson said that for a bargain rate of $29 a night, the hotel provides a bed, complimentary breakfast and 24 hour service.

Other commentators on the Web site complained of drug paraphanelia, smells and prostitutes being spotted at the hotel. One even said they found a staff member sitting on their hotel room's bed and smoking a cigarette.

"i joked to my roomate (sic) that this place is a crackhouse, sure enough when looking to plug in tv (it wasn't working) there was paraphenalia laying underneath the bed," one commentator wrote.

"I would not recommend this hotel to my worst enemy," added another.

One visitor said the lock to their room was broken - making the hotel not only dirty, but slightly unsafe.

"if all this does not convince you to not stay here then maybe the fact that we had mice/rats in our room will help change your decision!!!!!" the commentor said.

The Times Square hotel was sixth on the list, which was led by San Francisco's Heritage Marina Hotel.

New York Inn is a Regency Hospitality hotel.

Read more: http://dnainfo.com/20100201/ma...

The dirt on 'filthiest' of NY's hotels

    It's the hotel from hell.

For $84, visitors to the New York Inn can snag a reeking room complete with musty mold, strange hairs in the bedsheets and muck-encrusted windows with views of neighboring cement walls.

The New York Inn -- voted the nation's sixth-filthiest hotel and worst in the Big Apple last week by travelers on Tripadvisor.com -- is a throwback to the dirty old days of the 1970s, when hotels like this one rented rooms by the hour, not the week.

The beat-up facade on Eighth Avenue, near the corner of West 47th Street, sports a faded blue and white sign, and inside, guests are greeted by a smiling clerk who waves them up a rickety staircase.

In Room 307, The Post found orange mold in the shower, a chipped toilet seat, ill-fitting ceiling tiles stained with water and piles of dust behind the headboard.

"Like drugs, rats and prostitution? Stay here," wrote "Singo," an English guest who entered his room to find a hotel cleaner sitting on the bed, smoking and watching TV.

The front-desk clerk told The Post the that Tripadvisor is always asking the New York Inn for money for better placement on its site -- which the hotel has refused to pay.

"We deny the charges. This hotel is not filthy. It is a low-budget tourist spot in the heart of Times Square," the outraged clerk said. "We are honest. We let people inspect the rooms before they pay."

Tripadvisor spokeswoman Amelie Hurst said the company charges hotels only if they want to list phone numbers, Web addresses and e-mails on its site. Those fees have no impact on a hotel's popularity, she said.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/l...

My grandmother lived in that Hell's Kitchen hood right near there for 40 years in a rent controlled apt. The hood has actually gentrified soomwhut, boot this pleasure palace, gem oova jernt remains!

Itz way betta than fake, hyper constructivist Vegas yo! Dis shit iz down and dirtee mofo!

by the bee: howardx and his axe r invited 2! ploos devore n' melvin ....and peeder

das it

yipyipyip

If ya don't show up my buds r joost goona play soom o yer parts. or a compendium of soom o youse put together. They'll read tru yer pff boolshite n' absorb yer voices, then rant like mudderfookers ... Like acting, theatrical realism,  performance art or wtf.....

who's comin'?

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filming commences (4.00 / 1)
April 1st, 4:30 PM,  lasting thru April 3rd.

48 hrs. straight.....


y'all are crazy (4.00 / 1)
this bed's for you noom ya fookin zyoneest

(tho miss D first had the idea...of a pff meetoop)



yoo comin'? (4.00 / 1)
eye think eye'd wanna lay my eyez on you babe more than anywoon else.

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boot eye think the idea now iz to have a "fictionalized meetup", or something like a truman capote-esque approach to a documentary.... based on the free wheelin' Shiteysphere, specifically the PFF inspired parts.

hyper reality.

""In 1965 Truman Capote helped introduce a new style of writing, which is now called "literary nonfiction." His novel, In Cold Blood, was based on facts, but he did not deliver them in a journalistic fashion. Instead he used a storytelling technique that made the book read like suspense fiction. ""

""Truman Capote said about In "Cold Blood": "This book was an important event for me. While writing it, I realized I just might have found a solution to what had always been my greatest creative quandary. I wanted to produce a journalistic novel, something on a large scale that would have the credibility of fact, the immediacy of film, the depth and freedom of prose, and the precision of poetry.""

well, eye'm after a scream of consciousness, dreamlike style doc....

of curse eye figga that eye'll be the master of ceremonies so to speak, asking questions, directing the conversations, maintaining the energy level and spouting quite a lot oov shite meself.

do you play darts laura?


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Just because eyem white trash doesn't mean I play darts too (4.00 / 1)
yes. lets meet here on April Fools Day. We will call it 'The Whole Year Inn'...for the sake of authentic reservations.

I'll roast a goose and buy a new peignoir if David and socrates promise to come together.


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of curse (4.00 / 2)
the palying oov darts, hitting the bullseye on the board, or missing wildly shall be used as a metaphorical vehicle to punctuate the dialogue.

soomone says something on the money, boom! cut to dart hitting the bullseye with a loud thud.

someone pees in the sink, well bullseye, somewoon calls out wtf rank high pocrisy - dart hits board, bullseye!

wtf won't b a bullzeye? lame jokes perhaps, or joost general miscreant behavior whereby soomone hits the gd lampshade or jesus portrait on da wall, or mebbe fires one out the window bwlow...lets hope nobodie gets hit or this flick coode take soom unexpected turns deep into the kafkaesque penal syatem...

documentary goes off da tracks! dart accidentally puntucres skull of passerby!

news at 11~

yes friends, a documentary aboot the PFF inspired shiteysphere  went horriblee wrong earlier today when a donkeytale impersonator threw a dart out the window. The dart laned in the skool oov anutter cast member out buying coffe, ye who was impersonating soomone named byron! byron was taken to the hospital reportedly in midland condition, same as usual.....

"donkeytale" sits in rikers on 6000.00 bond, pending a hearing sheduled fer next weaak!

stay tuned  


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Hmmm.... (0.00 / 0)
interesting idea!

Genuinely sorry I won't be in the area! Meat-spatially, anyhoo.

I want a few of yur buds playin my part. But distinctively. Nun o this put together biz. Whatz the foon of a high-brid, after all?

An I wanna yutoob.

Promise a yutoob?

If not, all "bets" r oof.

oogle erf.

Or, in your case, free el goo...?


eye think you'll see (4.00 / 1)
the same "actor" contradicting himslef, saying one thing one moment then perhaps the opposite or sumfing different the next . eye think it might be cool to have contradictory statements coming froom the same person. Afterall we're all fool oov contradictions.

Of curse it's all abboot the editing and which elements of each performer eye'll choose to emphasize/// and of curse nothing is linear. I might start the piece with something froom the last hour of boolshite. then pick and choose , laying in bits unrelated to bits taken out of sequence - scream of consciousness style editing 4 a scream of consciousness piece.

I'm innarested in personal accounts of alienation and disgust with society and the shite everyone puts up with. Dehumanization.  I'm innarested in personal accounts wrt what the fook someone really wants to do on this earf, if anything. Personal accounts about relationships, money,  waiting in line at the goddamn drugstore and any udder gd damn thing. And Personal accounts of what someone finds beautiful.

eye'm after poetry goddamnit

eye mean the gd piece is snot gonna revolve around fookin "Obama being worse than Bush" or how many gd civilians got killed in Afghani last month....eye mean these things might get mentioned, then debated ,  boot they're tangential to what eye'm really after. or perhaps they'll illuminate the bigger theme of powerlessness someone feels. boot eye'm after manic energy..tension..comedy..angst

In addition you'll definitely see soom of the performers'  own personalities and opinions merging with PFF personalities and opinions, so you'll have that compendium right froom the start.

In fact what'll prolly happen iz that the bit will start off leaning on PFF shite, then as time wears on, you'll see more ovv their  own personal shite. So in fact the advantage of not having any of you fookers show up is that eye get the best of both worlds, your boolshite ploos the boolshite of the performers.


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