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shadow writes- Hey donk, eye think maybe noon is really noom afterall.
donk reply - eye think pffake noom is Matty Jack/Tejano....noom might be noom, tho I doubt it.
shadow - maybe, but it's hard to bust these trolls. let's give it more time. But twat if it is the real noom? We fucked up bigtime. Why did we bust his chops when noom has always been ok with us?
donk reply - Well, I don't think any of the trolls are the real noom. Hey let's talk about my story. i see it with lots of violence and sex scenes added. Write them up for me would ya please?
Shadow - donk, look, you have to format this as a screenplay, not a short story. Nobody's gonna read an unpublished short story, but they do read screenplays. Why don't you write a first draft n' I'll critique it. We can go fom there?
donk reply - but I don't know how to write a screenplay. I never done it before. (starts whimpering) Pleeeease shadow, I'm beggin' ya. Help me out. I'm on my last legs, you're my last hope!
Shadow - look donk, I want to write a book. I'm very busy, unless you can send me $5,000.00, then I can give you some time.
donk - $5,000.00? my nirvayna seking wife holds all the money, we bury it under the doghouse. I'll telll ya what, tonight when she's sleeping I'm gonna dig it up and take out 5K. By the time she might notice I'll replace it. Besides I'm working on a 100 million dollar deal. OK, I've been working on it for 8 years but it might come thru this time.
Shadow - cool. When I get the check we can start working. Why don't you try and flesh out the story in the meantime. Then send it to me, I'll add to it and send it back. We can go like that till it's done or till you'll need to send me another 5K. BTW - I get co-screenwriting credit and I own half the rights, correct?
donk - sure anything. We've got a deal. Do you really think noom could b the real noom? |