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[Updated!!!! With a few additional laffs included for FREE!!!!This is the completely unexpurgated edition crosssmacked at My Left Tit!!!!]
Ok, Ok, so I had a little fun with the Ladeez yesterday, after Lorraine posted another in an ongoing MLW series of distaff whine fests regarding the ever-present "threat" to abortion wrights, this one superbly entitled "Am I not a Person," about the heavyhanded prohibition of federal funding for abortion in the current healthcare reform language.
The last time the galz got on their victim schtick was around the time Obama stated in the 2008 campaign something to the effect that, y'know, abortion is a complicated issue and certainly no one should feel good about the forced termination of a pregnancy, or wtf he said. I believe he was in Nebraska or Kansas when he made the comments, and most likely responded delicately to a loaded qwestian from local media, so he could, y'know, slip out of town ahead of the vigilantes forever on the lookout for all of the abortion-loving Islamofascist, Satanic, communist N*gger Muslims in their midst...
Of course, those few words immediately lit a bonbon fire in the imaginations of these immensely, not to mention heinously, victimized upper mittle class whiteysphere chicks, who trotted out the same schtick as a few years earlier when John Boberts and Samuel Cabrito were nominated by Bush to SCOTUS.
We must remain vigilant! [fill in blank] wants to outlaw abortion! |
| In fact, "Am I not a Person" is actually a rant against the bit of healthcare reform redundant wording that seeks to uphold the very same federal law thats been in place for 30+ years: no federal funding for abortion. By law and court decisions at the state level, the decision for funding for abortions will remain at the, uhhh, state level. Where its remained for the last 30+ years.
I merely pointed out the simple fact that healthcare reform will include an increase of covered lives under Medicaid, which means that the states who currently fund abortions under Medicaid (almost all of the "blue states" BTW provide abortion without conditions under Medicaid) will not only continue to do so, but since the covered lives under Medicaid will increase, and probably increase dramatically, the net effect is more poor women, maybe many more poor women, will actually have access to abortions paid for by government, under health care reform, so WTF are you all whining about, anyway?
And they hit me with a slew of zeroes, they did!!!
[:o)
Now, I learned a long time ago never stop a woman when she's whining. Thats why I can't resist doing it. The effect is like a gunshot in church.
Its like reading the truth in a failreft dairy.
Its just never done.
Ever.
I guess I'm sorta like that guy who parachutes into the wild for a few daze to commune with the crocodiles and eat some weeds and bugs. I haven't a fucking clue why he does it, but since he is doing it, at least I can rest assured that I won't ever have too.
Unless my wife makes me.
Also, the immortal "Caliberal" added a great rant against men in the thread, that we somehow bank smack off smelly pussies, or wtf. I helpfully pointed out that far, far more men have been bankrupted by smelly pussy (notable exceptions: Hefner, Guccione, Flynt, Summer's Eve) than have ever profited off it, and in my experience, if you wash it once in awhile, not only does it not smell that bad, it doesnt really taste that bad, either.
[Actually, I didnt add the "tasty" part in the comment, but do so here because, well, because donkeytale is all about truth/accuracy in his trademarked belly-button-lint style reportage]
Then, I had a bright idea this morning while drinking my coffee and getting ready for another day of the whiteysphere warz. I thot, you know what Lorraine's diary really needs, since they love their front paged illustrations at MLW and all, the more clicheed the better, instead of a video still of Rachel Maddow (and lets face it, Rachel truly doesnt have a dog in the abortion fight) how about a cartoon depiction of a female victim, heavily made up and in obviously male-induced distress, with her bodice being ripped?.
Yeah, thats the ticket.
"She was safe from her own headlong recklessness. No matter how tempted she might be to take this lurking passion to its natural crescendo, she knew they couldn't get too carried away. Not when, at any moment, they were expected onstage. Or so she thought -- until Mason's hand slipped up her thigh and his fingers hooked inside her panties. Charlee, no, her mind warned, but her body, her oh-so-wicked body was on fire for him."
-- License to Thrill, by Lori Wilde
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